the bible said Adam and Eve not Ted and Robin
"Go to a coffee shop. Sit by the bar with the glass windows and look out. Look at all the people running to catch a train. All the girls with one too many shopping bags. All the couples too in love to care. Then you’ll see it - a bit of yourself in everyone. And somehow, sitting alone in a coffee shop had never felt so good."
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.
gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog
Boy, wouldn’t THAT be an interesting musical.
"we’ve all got our junk, and my junk is you."
starkid takes manhattan pics [pt 2]
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry